Post by Sam on Sept 6, 2012 18:13:34 GMT -5
What is this? Are we all changing our names and making new personal bios? Well, you know what? I'm not changing my name! MY NAME IS SAM. (but i will change the bio)
Ok, well, here we go *clears throught*
My name is Sam. I am the highly respected Queen of Aero, administrator of World of War, Master of all threads, and the President of Weirdness. I am to be spoken to in a respected manor, you are to follow my directions *voice is turning sarcastic*, NEVER disobey my orders, and worship me like a goddess. If you do not, you will be warned, banned, then, if it somehow continues, I will come to your house personally and steal your dog. Actually, I'd prefer to steal your bird, so go buy a bird and pretend to be unaware that I am stalking you.
Ok, I was serious up to the point that part with the speaking respectfully. Yeah. If you worshiped me like a goddess, I'd probably laugh and tell you to go find a religion. And please don't take that sh!t offensively, cause I don't really mean it.
All right. Is this supposed to be an all about me or something? Well, hopefully its not going to be as lame as the ones we all did in elementary school. Or sixth grade. That was a mess.
Well yeah. I'm Sam and I'm German, Irish, Polish, Russian, English, Icelandic, a bit of Italian, about one percent Australian, and I think there's the slightest, tiniest bit of Korean in there somewhere. I like writing. I write stuff. I've written two short novels, a fanfiction, a random fairy tale, a thriller horror story, an ultimate Hunger Games fanfiction, and I'm in the process of writing another book series called Black Heavens (subject to change). Also, I tend to write better while writting a book then I actually do on this website, so if you want to see some of my better writing, go to this link: figment.com/users/23628-Sage. Yeah, have fun reading the crap I write. All my best stuff is saved on my computer.
So, what else? Oh yeah, music. I'm in the Wind Ensemble at my school. I'm really famous for my success on this one song last year (EMPERATA OVERTURE). I went CRAZY on the Timpani. Oh yeah, right, I don't play flute or oboe, I play percussion. And drumset, but I suck at that. I really like mallet percussion. It's fun. Oh, I also play piano and I arrange piano music. Working on a big project right now. Just started.
Ok, media. Favorite music, mostly movie soundtracks but I like artists like Taylor Swift and Florence + the Machine. Ever heard Breath of Life? BEST. SONG. EVER. Yeah, and there's also these people called Starkid who created the Very Potter Musical, Sequeal, and another musical called Starship (wonderful production). They write really good music and the screenplays are amazing. Look them up on Youtube, really talented people.
Oh, and on the subject of visual media, movies. Right. Okay, I am one of the biggest Harry Potter fan ever! HOGWARTS FOREVER!! My interest in them has lasted since Kindergarten. Yes, that long ago. Other movies I like...Lord of the Rings is pretty awesome. Narnia is a classic. Hunger Games...pure epicness. Oh, and if you hate Twilight because either Kristen Stewart is a f***ing b!tch or you just follow everyone else, go read the books. Goods! Oh, and that was just movie series. Animated Disney movies like Bambi and Toy Story will be forever in my heart. Other Disney movies, like Pirates of the Caribbean, yeah, most of them are pretty good. Not the Disney Channel ones though, except Avalon High is bearable. Priest, Iron Man, Thor, Spiderman, Titanic, and Avatar are all among my favorites. And Mean Girls, the most quotable movie ever created. My favorite movie ever, though, is Snow White and the Huntsman. CHRIS HEMSWORTH!! And the only TV show I watch is Ghost Adventures. Real creepy show, but give you a good thrill.
Books. I. Like. Reading. I've read the Harry Potter series five times now and the Hunger Games (just the first) 13 times. I also like Twilight, Percy Jackson, Eragon (its not the best), and City of Bones. Only read the first one in that last series there. Real good book. Oh, and I like other books like Into the Wild and Call of the Wild. I love how related those two books are, considering the main character of Into the Wild keeps quoting Jack London. Oh, and Watership Down was one of the most adorable books ever. Forgot Narnia, great series, quick reads. See, I'm more into the book series so I don't have to say goodbye to the characters after one book. OH DAMN. Forgot the Host! Seriously, if you read it and liked the Host, go read Twilight, Stephenie Meyer wrote both.
Yeah, that's pretty much me. I think. If I forget anything, I might add it later, so you probably won't read it, or even care about it.
Here's my favorite quote from Mean Girls:
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
"She doesn't even go here!"
"...Do you even go to this school?"
"N-no, I just have a lot of feelings..."
"Ok, go home."
Ok, well, here we go *clears throught*
My name is Sam. I am the highly respected Queen of Aero, administrator of World of War, Master of all threads, and the President of Weirdness. I am to be spoken to in a respected manor, you are to follow my directions *voice is turning sarcastic*, NEVER disobey my orders, and worship me like a goddess. If you do not, you will be warned, banned, then, if it somehow continues, I will come to your house personally and steal your dog. Actually, I'd prefer to steal your bird, so go buy a bird and pretend to be unaware that I am stalking you.
Ok, I was serious up to the point that part with the speaking respectfully. Yeah. If you worshiped me like a goddess, I'd probably laugh and tell you to go find a religion. And please don't take that sh!t offensively, cause I don't really mean it.
All right. Is this supposed to be an all about me or something? Well, hopefully its not going to be as lame as the ones we all did in elementary school. Or sixth grade. That was a mess.
Well yeah. I'm Sam and I'm German, Irish, Polish, Russian, English, Icelandic, a bit of Italian, about one percent Australian, and I think there's the slightest, tiniest bit of Korean in there somewhere. I like writing. I write stuff. I've written two short novels, a fanfiction, a random fairy tale, a thriller horror story, an ultimate Hunger Games fanfiction, and I'm in the process of writing another book series called Black Heavens (subject to change). Also, I tend to write better while writting a book then I actually do on this website, so if you want to see some of my better writing, go to this link: figment.com/users/23628-Sage. Yeah, have fun reading the crap I write. All my best stuff is saved on my computer.
So, what else? Oh yeah, music. I'm in the Wind Ensemble at my school. I'm really famous for my success on this one song last year (EMPERATA OVERTURE). I went CRAZY on the Timpani. Oh yeah, right, I don't play flute or oboe, I play percussion. And drumset, but I suck at that. I really like mallet percussion. It's fun. Oh, I also play piano and I arrange piano music. Working on a big project right now. Just started.
Ok, media. Favorite music, mostly movie soundtracks but I like artists like Taylor Swift and Florence + the Machine. Ever heard Breath of Life? BEST. SONG. EVER. Yeah, and there's also these people called Starkid who created the Very Potter Musical, Sequeal, and another musical called Starship (wonderful production). They write really good music and the screenplays are amazing. Look them up on Youtube, really talented people.
Oh, and on the subject of visual media, movies. Right. Okay, I am one of the biggest Harry Potter fan ever! HOGWARTS FOREVER!! My interest in them has lasted since Kindergarten. Yes, that long ago. Other movies I like...Lord of the Rings is pretty awesome. Narnia is a classic. Hunger Games...pure epicness. Oh, and if you hate Twilight because either Kristen Stewart is a f***ing b!tch or you just follow everyone else, go read the books. Goods! Oh, and that was just movie series. Animated Disney movies like Bambi and Toy Story will be forever in my heart. Other Disney movies, like Pirates of the Caribbean, yeah, most of them are pretty good. Not the Disney Channel ones though, except Avalon High is bearable. Priest, Iron Man, Thor, Spiderman, Titanic, and Avatar are all among my favorites. And Mean Girls, the most quotable movie ever created. My favorite movie ever, though, is Snow White and the Huntsman. CHRIS HEMSWORTH!! And the only TV show I watch is Ghost Adventures. Real creepy show, but give you a good thrill.
Books. I. Like. Reading. I've read the Harry Potter series five times now and the Hunger Games (just the first) 13 times. I also like Twilight, Percy Jackson, Eragon (its not the best), and City of Bones. Only read the first one in that last series there. Real good book. Oh, and I like other books like Into the Wild and Call of the Wild. I love how related those two books are, considering the main character of Into the Wild keeps quoting Jack London. Oh, and Watership Down was one of the most adorable books ever. Forgot Narnia, great series, quick reads. See, I'm more into the book series so I don't have to say goodbye to the characters after one book. OH DAMN. Forgot the Host! Seriously, if you read it and liked the Host, go read Twilight, Stephenie Meyer wrote both.
Yeah, that's pretty much me. I think. If I forget anything, I might add it later, so you probably won't read it, or even care about it.
Here's my favorite quote from Mean Girls:
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
"She doesn't even go here!"
"...Do you even go to this school?"
"N-no, I just have a lot of feelings..."
"Ok, go home."
